The Anand Gelfand 2012 World Chess Championship match between defending champion Viswanathan Anand and challenger Boris Gelfand will resume on Thursday.
Here are top 5 Anand Gelfand jokes. You could switch the names of the two grandmasters in the jokes and still enjoy them. If you have a special Anand Gelfand chess joke to share, send it to editor@blackandwhiteindia.com and we will feature it in the next installment with your name. You might even win a prize!
Anand Gelfand 2012 Joke 1
Anand: In what country were you born?Gelfand: Belarus
Anand: Which part?
Gelfand: What do you mean which part? Whole body born in Belarus, moved to Israel.
Anand: Good move!
Anand Gelfand 2012 Joke 2
Anand: (After another draw at the board) Are you sponsoring the vodka tonight?
Gelfand: Hey, the press and audience are still here.
Anand: Don't worry they will think we are analyzing the game.
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Anand Gelfand 2012 Joke 3
Anand: Where do you go after every move? Is it something like Kramnik and the toilet thing?
Gelfand: Oh Rubbish. I got this part-time job to hang the paintings in the gallery. One has to do things for extra side money you know.
Anand Gelfand 2012 Joke 4
Gelfand: If I win this I give a ring to my wife
Anand: Mobile or landline?
Anand Gelfand 2012 Joke 5
Anand: Which is the most popular chess club in the world?
Gelfand: File D
(Watch Game 4 to understand this joke.)
Read our post on a game that had the 'a' file full here.
Read our post on a game that had the 'a' file full here.
Both Anand Gelfand to each other: Yeah let's drag this match with draws as much. Our wives are waiting for us to get home and look after the baby. Am tired of all that nappy changing.
