Play the funny chess video below and enjoy your day. A DVD flies out of a computer and disturbs a game between two chess Grandmasters. A presentation of the Just For Laughs Gags.
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Top 5 Anand Gelfand 2012 Chess Jokes of World Chess Championship
The Anand Gelfand 2012 World Chess Championship match between defending champion Viswanathan Anand and challenger Boris Gelfand will resume on Thursday.
Here are top 5 Anand Gelfand jokes. You could switch the names of the two grandmasters in the jokes and still enjoy them. If you have a special Anand Gelfand chess joke to share, send it to editor@blackandwhiteindia.com and we will feature it in the next installment with your name. You might even win a prize!
Anand Gelfand 2012 Joke 1
Anand: In what country were you born?Gelfand: Belarus
Anand: Which part?
Gelfand: What do you mean which part? Whole body born in Belarus, moved to Israel.
Anand: Good move!
Anand Gelfand 2012 Joke 2
Anand: (After another draw at the board) Are you sponsoring the vodka tonight?
Gelfand: Hey, the press and audience are still here.
Anand: Don't worry they will think we are analyzing the game.
Photo: Fide
Anand Gelfand 2012 Joke 3
Anand: Where do you go after every move? Is it something like Kramnik and the toilet thing?
Gelfand: Oh Rubbish. I got this part-time job to hang the paintings in the gallery. One has to do things for extra side money you know.
Anand Gelfand 2012 Joke 4
Gelfand: If I win this I give a ring to my wife
Anand: Mobile or landline?
Anand Gelfand 2012 Joke 5
Anand: Which is the most popular chess club in the world?
Gelfand: File D
(Watch Game 4 to understand this joke.)
Read our post on a game that had the 'a' file full here.
Read our post on a game that had the 'a' file full here.
Both Anand Gelfand to each other: Yeah let's drag this match with draws as much. Our wives are waiting for us to get home and look after the baby. Am tired of all that nappy changing.
